Let's Talk Money...Sort of...

People ask, "Why doesn't GEE Funny Farm list prices?!?!"

Because EvErY situation is customized. Sometimes it seems it would be easier to say, "This is what we've got, for this length of time," but that isn't who we are -- we're pretty flexible and our prices are pretty flexible, too.

Prices are determined by:

Read on, if you want to know!

What day did you pick? What time of year?

Weekdays cost less than Saturday (We do NOT work on Sundays). Saturdays are in high demand. It is also less expensive if you want a day during winter, rather than summer, because winters we are less in demand.

Number and Size of Animals Chosen

Will we need a trailer? Do you want to include the wildlife animal ambassadors? Do we need extra help because of the number of animals (or people)?

Presentation or Booth?

Booths cost more because more people are expected: think community or corporate event and they aren't Kathy's favorite thing. She really likes presentations and participant interaction.

Number of People You Are Expecting

Large events cost more because we have to hire more people and sometimes add another vehicle because of the extra people and extra gear.

Length of Time and Travel Time

We plan for a 1-1.5 hours experience (when the audience is done, so are we), longer costs more. We RARELY do more than three hours without the animals having 'down time' because after that time the experience is totally different (the animals have decided to quit).

We don't travel more than an hour from home, except once when we were offered an exorbitant amount of money, (and we probably wouldn't do it again, even for that)!

And, in case you are wondering...

...tips go into our account for NEW animal ambassador additions, so, thank you for that!...

Anyway, you get the idea -- contact us with your desires and we will do our best to accommodate you!

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